Ram lal:
Thakur saheb gabar singh ne bahu ki ijjat lut li hai.
Thakur:- to?
Ramlal:-
bahu rani puch rahi hai gabar se badala lena hai
ya payment..
Husband touched boobs and sung:
Piyo glass full doodh, wonderful doodh.
Immediately wife touched his penis n said:
Thanda matlab CHOTA COKE!
Sex ke baad naukarani boli:
1 bar fir karo na.
Tab Maalik bola:
darling ab recharge khatam.
Tabhi uska bachha udhar ake chaddi kholke bola:
bapu HUTCH ka chhota recharge hai na!
A woman married a one legged man.
She wrote to her mother:
My husband only has ONE FOOT.
Her Mother replied:
You are lucky, your papa has ONLY 5 INCHES
4 Dogs fucking a Bitch very Hard
Pass me 1 aunty khadi thi, wo rone lagi
1 Bacche ne Pucha-Kya hua aunty
Aunty-KUCH NAHI BETA COLLEGE K DIN YAAD AGAYE :
Ek pathan biwi ki gand p hath pher k ro para
Biwi n pucha sartaj ap kiun roe?
Pathn:
Tmhari gand pe hath phair ke aaj
uski yd aagai jo sms prh raha hy!
True-frnd
He met a lady while browsing.
She unzipped his dotcom when downloading.
Since he was virus free he slotted his floppydisk
into her hotmail she screamed yahoo!