Jotish:Lund batao.
Boy lund batata hai.
Jotish:Is saal,naukri lagegi or shadi b hogi.
1 shehri Lrki Dihati Lrki se.
mre husbnd ne mje bohat mushklon k bad paya.
Dehati Lrki;Tusi v pagal e omre khawand ne
Gabbar:Ye lund mujhe dede thakur.
Thakur:Dekh Gabbar,
BOY-Utaro na, GRL-Mujhe dar lagta h,
B-Mai hu na,
utaro, G-Nhi koi dekh lega,
Zoo me Hathi k Land ko dekh kar baccha bola- Maa ye kya hai?
If blue films were to be nominated..
1.hasina k vagina me pasina
Teacher: jab mein padhati hu to tum
sir main thuk kyon lagate ho,
Ek baar chor ghar me chori karne gya malik ne
pakad kar saari raat uski gand mari aur pucha phir kab ayega?
chor-sahab chor hun chodu nahi
Mallika Sherawat - Mujhe "KELA" pasand hai, aur tujhe?
Rakhi Sawant - Mujhe "KARELA"
Gabbar: Goli 6 Aur Aadmi 3, Bahut Na insafi Hai re.
Sambha: sardar, chutiya mat banao, koi na-insafi nahi hai...
3 Aadmiyo Ki 6 Goliya Hi Hoti Hai....!
Barish me Ladki ke gile boobs dekhkar.
Boy-Aapki head light on ho gai hai.
Girl-Mera baap bill bhrega tumhe kya?
Boy-Par bizli ka khamba to mera hil raha hai.!
Bio teacher:
Girls, the size of a penis should be 6 inches
for successful penetration.
Girl:
Mam, how about 9 inches?
Teacher: I was talking of necessity not luxury
Ram lal:
Thakur saheb gabar singh ne bahu ki ijjat lut li hai.
Thakur:- to?
Ramlal:-
bahu rani puch rahi hai gabar se badala lena hai
ya payment..
90 years old man asks for 0.25mg viagra.
Chemist suggests him to buy more.
Oldman - "beta bas itna khada karna hai ki
susu karu to chappal pe na gire."
Husband touched boobs and sung:
Piyo glass full doodh, wonderful doodh.
Immediately wife touched his penis n said:
Thanda matlab CHOTA COKE!
Sex ke baad naukarani boli:
1 bar fir karo na.
Tab Maalik bola:
darling ab recharge khatam.
Tabhi uska bachha udhar ake chaddi kholke bola:
bapu HUTCH ka chhota recharge hai na!
A woman married a one legged man.
She wrote to her mother:
My husband only has ONE FOOT.
Her Mother replied:
You are lucky, your papa has ONLY 5 INCHES