Bio teacher:
Girls, the size of a penis should be 6 inches
for successful penetration.
Girl:
Mam, how about 9 inches?
Teacher: I was talking of necessity not luxury
Ram lal:
Thakur saheb gabar singh ne bahu ki ijjat lut li hai.
Thakur:- to?
Ramlal:-
bahu rani puch rahi hai gabar se badala lena hai
ya payment..
He met a lady while browsing.
She unzipped his dotcom when downloading.
Since he was virus free he slotted his floppydisk
into her hotmail she screamed yahoo!
Gabbar:
Are o Samba kitni goliyan hai?
Gabbar:
Admi 3 aur goliyan 6… bahut nainsafi hai.
Samba:
Kahe ki nainsafi sardar 3 admiyon ki 6 goli Hi to hoti hai
Whenevr I See A Beautiful Girl With
Fair Complexion
Sexy Figure
Long Hair
D Only Thing I Remember Is The Tata Sky Slogan..
ISKO BAJA DALA, TO LIFE JINGA LALA.
4 facts
1 mammay aur jazbat jitne dabao utne ubhrte hain
2 snake aur pudi jahan deko mar do.
3 doodh aur gand phtne ki awaz nahin ati
4 pani aur lund apna rasita khud bana laite hain
Happy chootia day!!
..
Yeh msg usko bhejo jo aapki nazar main
sabse bara chootia ho,
mainne toh bhej dia hai!
Ab mujhe send kark aik aur chootiapa mat karna..