Ram lal:
Thakur saheb gabar singh ne bahu ki ijjat lut li hai.
Thakur:- to?
Ramlal:-
bahu rani puch rahi hai gabar se badala lena hai
ya payment..
90 years old man asks for 0.25mg viagra.
Chemist suggests him to buy more.
Oldman - "beta bas itna khada karna hai ki
susu karu to chappal pe na gire."
Husband touched boobs and sung:
Piyo glass full doodh, wonderful doodh.
Immediately wife touched his penis n said:
Thanda matlab CHOTA COKE!
Sex ke baad naukarani boli:
1 bar fir karo na.
Tab Maalik bola:
darling ab recharge khatam.
Tabhi uska bachha udhar ake chaddi kholke bola:
bapu HUTCH ka chhota recharge hai na!
4 Dogs fucking a Bitch very Hard
Pass me 1 aunty khadi thi, wo rone lagi
1 Bacche ne Pucha-Kya hua aunty
Aunty-KUCH NAHI BETA COLLEGE K DIN YAAD AGAYE :
Gabbar:
Are o Samba kitni goliyan hai?
Gabbar:
Admi 3 aur goliyan 6… bahut nainsafi hai.
Samba:
Kahe ki nainsafi sardar 3 admiyon ki 6 goli Hi to hoti hai
Nadan hain wo log jop chut ka intezar karte hain...
mard to wo hain jo apne hath se kam tamam krte he..
na koi panchayat na koi dand apni mutthi apna lund...!!