Barish me Ladki ke gile boobs dekhkar.
Boy-Aapki head light on ho gai hai.
Girl-Mera baap bill bhrega tumhe kya?
Boy-Par bizli ka khamba to mera hil raha hai.!
Ram lal:
Thakur saheb gabar singh ne bahu ki ijjat lut li hai.
Thakur:- to?
Ramlal:-
bahu rani puch rahi hai gabar se badala lena hai
ya payment..
90 years old man asks for 0.25mg viagra.
Chemist suggests him to buy more.
Oldman - "beta bas itna khada karna hai ki
susu karu to chappal pe na gire."
Husband touched boobs and sung:
Piyo glass full doodh, wonderful doodh.
Immediately wife touched his penis n said:
Thanda matlab CHOTA COKE!
Sex ke baad naukarani boli:
1 bar fir karo na.
Tab Maalik bola:
darling ab recharge khatam.
Tabhi uska bachha udhar ake chaddi kholke bola:
bapu HUTCH ka chhota recharge hai na!
4 Dogs fucking a Bitch very Hard
Pass me 1 aunty khadi thi, wo rone lagi
1 Bacche ne Pucha-Kya hua aunty
Aunty-KUCH NAHI BETA COLLEGE K DIN YAAD AGAYE :
Gabbar:
Are o Samba kitni goliyan hai?
Gabbar:
Admi 3 aur goliyan 6… bahut nainsafi hai.
Samba:
Kahe ki nainsafi sardar 3 admiyon ki 6 goli Hi to hoti hai