DAM NAUGHTY .TOO FUNNY,SEXY.AWESOME........!
X-U HAD GON TO THAT DUMS PARTY
Y-KAUNDUM
Beta baap se! Abu Yeh Condom kya hota hy?
Baap! Beta Muje nahi pata,
Beta!issi liye to hum 12 behan bhai hai.
Bus driver k peache betha bacha shor ker raha tha
Ager meri maa hathni or bap hathi hota to main chota hathi hota!
Ager meri maa cow or bap bull hota to main chota bull hota.
Is terhan janwaro k naam lieye,
Itne main Bus driver ghusse main bola,
ager teri maa randi or bap gandu hota to tuh kia hota?
Bacha: BUS DRIVER!!
Sardar dost say: Yar BV nu birthday tay ki gift dawan?
Dost: Apna Lun day.
Sardar: Nai yar koi wada gift das.
Dost: Far mera Lun day day
Boy: Breast ke taraf ishara keraty hway,
Amme Amme yeh kia hain
Amme: Beta yeh Ghubaray Hain.
Boy: Tu Amme masi kay baray kion hain.
Amme: Tumnay kub daikhay.
Boy: Jub papa un main hawa bhar rahay thay
1 larki ki shadi honay wali thi,
wo akhri dafa apne lover se milnay gai,
Juda hotay waqt apne lover k kaan me boli:
“Jaan…!
Mutthon me Yad rkhna.
New English 2 Urdu Dictionary
Selfish
Bharwa
Bitch
Randi
Agent
Dalla
Jotish: lund batao.
Ladka lund batata hai.
Jotish: is saal pas hojaoge,naukri lagegi aur shadi b hogi.
Ladka: lund Q dekha.
Jotish: muth marte marte hathon ki rekha lund par aagai hai.
Wakeel : Jab Mulzim Ney Tum Par Qaatilana Hamla Kiya,
Uss Waqt Tum Ney Kiya Cheez Uthai Hoi Thi ?
Aadmi : Uss Ki BV Ki Taangein….!!