Bahen bhai k saath sex karne k baad: bhaiya aap ka to papa
se b bada hai.
Bhai: sahi kaha maa b yeh hi kehti hai.
Narad Ko Aa Gaya Kanya Pe Krodh,
Usne Lena Chaha Kanya Se Pratishod,
Aur Usne Dia Kanya Ko Pakad Ke Chod,
Kanya Ne Kia Narad Ka Bada Virodh,
Boli Madarchod Chod Dia Bina Nirodh.
Ek Lift Mein Board Pe Do Notice Lage Hue Thhe
1st: Ladies Ka Khas Khayal Rakhe
2nd: Ek Bar Me 6 Se Zyada Aadmi Na Chadhe
Jindgi kya hai arman bhosdi ka,
Aurat ke peeche pada hai insan bhosdi ka,
Plastik ka lund aur elastik ki chut,
Kya kya bana raha hai JAPAN bhosdi ka.
Santa Badi Buri Halat Mein Ghar Aya
Sab Ne Pucha: “Kya Hua?”
Santa: “Mandi Mein Anaaj Bech Raha Thha Ye Kah Ke Gehoon-Le-Lo”
Gharwale: “Fir?”
Santa: “Sab Ne Samjha Gay-Hun-Le-Lo, Aur Unhone Meri Mill Ke Li“
Sardar : Yar meri biwi pani se bohat darti hai.
Friend : Acha wo kaise?
Sardar : Yar kal wo bathtub
mai bhi security guard k sath thi… ////
Sardar ji tusi great ho...