DAM NAUGHTY .TOO FUNNY,SEXY.AWESOME........!
X-U HAD GON TO THAT DUMS PARTY
Y-KAUNDUM
Beta baap se! Abu Yeh Condom kya hota hy?
Baap! Beta Muje nahi pata,
Beta!issi liye to hum 12 behan bhai hai.
Bus driver k peache betha bacha shor ker raha tha
Ager meri maa hathni or bap hathi hota to main chota hathi hota!
Ager meri maa cow or bap bull hota to main chota bull hota.
Is terhan janwaro k naam lieye,
Itne main Bus driver ghusse main bola,
ager teri maa randi or bap gandu hota to tuh kia hota?
Bacha: BUS DRIVER!!
Sardar dost say: Yar BV nu birthday tay ki gift dawan?
Dost: Apna Lun day.
Sardar: Nai yar koi wada gift das.
Dost: Far mera Lun day day
1 larki ki shadi honay wali thi,
wo akhri dafa apne lover se milnay gai,
Juda hotay waqt apne lover k kaan me boli:
“Jaan…!
Mutthon me Yad rkhna.
Wakeel : Jab Mulzim Ney Tum Par Qaatilana Hamla Kiya,
Uss Waqt Tum Ney Kiya Cheez Uthai Hoi Thi ?
Aadmi : Uss Ki BV Ki Taangein….!!
6 Inch ka hai.
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Size normal he
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Mazboot he
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Ziyadah mota bhi nahin he
Girl: Is dress ka kya price hai?
Shopkeeper: Sirf 5 kiss
Girl: Aur us dress ka?
Shopkeeper: 10 kiss
Girl: Dono dress pack kar do, bill daadi dengi...........!!